THE STORY SPOOF
Suicide
Blonde Goes To The Hospital!
A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her
index finger shot off."How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor asked her.
"Well, I was trying to commit suicide," the blonde replied.
"What?" sputtered the doctor.
"You tried to commit suicide by shooting your finger off?"
"No silly!" the blonde said. "First I put the gun to my chest, and I thought: I just paid $6,000.00 for these breast implants, I'm not shooting myself in the chest."
"So then?" asked the doctor.
"Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought: I just paid $3000.00 to get my teeth straightened, I'm not shooting myself in the mouth."
"So then?"
"Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: This is going to make a loud noise. So I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled the trigger."
Ricky
Birthday
Joe Ricky finished school when he was 18, and his father said to him, ‘you’ve passed your examinations now, Joe, and you got marks in them. Now go and get some good work. They’re looking for clever people at the bank in the town. The clerks there get quite a lot of money now.’
A few days later, Joe went to the bank and asked for work there. A man took him into a small room and gave him some question on a piece of paper. Joe wrote his answers on the paper and gave them to the man.
The man looked them for a few minutes, and then took a pen and said to Joe, ‘Your birthday was on the 12thon June, Mr. Ricky?’
‘yes sir,’ Joe said
‘What Year?’ The man asked
‘Oh every year, sir,’ Joe said
2
Boys Lazy
Mrs jones did not have husband, but she had two sons. They were big, strongboys, but they were lazy. On Saturdays theydid not go to school, and their mother always said, please the grass in the gardenthis afternoon, boys The boys did not like it, but they always did it.
Then somebody gave one of the boys a magazine, and he saw a pictureof a beautiful lawn-mower in it. There wasa seat on it, and there was a woman on the seat.
The boys took the picture to his mother and brother and said to them look,that womans sitting on the lawn-mower and driving it and cutting the grass. We want one of the those
One of this lawn-mowers?his mother asked
No the boy said. we want one of those woman. Then she can cut the grass every wek.
A police officer found a perfect hiding place for watching for
speeding motorists.
One day, the officer was amazed when everyone was under the speed limit, so he investigated and found the problem.
A 10 years old boy was standing on the side of the road with a huge hand painted sign which said “Radar Trap Ahead.”
A little more investigative work led the officer to the boy’s accomplice: another boy about 100 yards beyond the radar trap with a sign reading “TIPS” and a bucket at his feet full of change.
A woman in a hurry to get her daughte8 bnbbn mnb,,mnb,,mn,bm,nbr to school on time was pulled over for speeding.
The mom smiled at her daughter and said "Don't worry dear! I can get out of this ticket."
The cop approached the car and he asked "Mam do you know why I pulled you over?" With a big smile she replied "Sure you are selling tickets to the policeman's ball."
He then said, "Mam, I am a State Trooper, we don't have balls."
The Boss and The Trainee
A Man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee. On his first day he dialed the pantry and shouted into the phone, "Get me a coffee quickly!"
The voice from the other side responded, "You fool you've dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to, dumbo?"
No", replied the trainee.
"It's the Managing Director of the company, you fool!" The man shouted back, "And do you know who YOU are talking to, you fool?"
"No", replied the Managing Director. "Thats Good!", replied the trainee and put down the phone!
HaHa! I hope you learn from this and that this never happens to you!!
(@RIZKYPASOA) BA 02
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